My chemistry book swears !

There are several thoughts going through my head , the loudest being " DON'T FAIL IN CHEMISTRY "
I am sitting here and i can see my chemistry book staring at me with dismay from the corner of my eye .If it could speak it would probably say something like " You need to PICK ME UP and stop procrastinating ,sure ill only bring boredom into your life ...but life is a bitch" Yes My chemistry book swears in my head .
Isn't that wonderful? (note sarcasm )

Its that time of the year again when we all scurry around in our rooms ,taking out long forgotten books from there hiding places so we can fill our minds with stuff that we quite frankly will never use

How many years do i have to do this again? 

Why is it that all the non study related productive thoughts in my head only manifest in the middle of exam season ?A time when i can't physically will myself to do anything except study. How i long for summer .Plain Good Old Pakistani Summer .I am waiting for the time when Facebook statuses are more diverged towards the "i am bored " or " its so hot " category rather than the " i have a final " or " Allah haffiz guys , i am deactivating my Facebook " genre .I can't wait to re organize my closet a hundred times solely because i can  .I want to stuff my self in my red chair next to my books ,getting lost in the words of my favorite authors .Oh summer ,how can you bring sadness to anyone ?
 
Of course now my alarm goes off , stating that my allotted time for me to save my sanity has expired ,So i  am off too burying my head in my books with a huge cup of coffee .This is how i am coping with my unbelievably strange journey through exam season . I hope whoever (if anyone ) is reading this, isn't as completely miserably as i am .